Jobs

So, I just read an artice in the VCStar that Todd Road Jail now has job fairs for inmates.  That is just fantastic.  I can't find a job and my son is also having a very hard time.  My unemployment ran out sometime ago and my sons will run out in about 2 1/2 months.  But that is okay.  Now I no what I have to do to get a job.  All I have to do is become a drug addict, go to jail, say that I want to straighten my life out, and I get not only job fairs that come to me, but once I am out, I can get assistance with housing, transportation and any other services I deem necassary.  Cool.  Let me know your thoughts.